today the girl ringing me up at the gas station said “ok, have a nice day. i love you” and i said “what” and she repeated “i love you” with better diction
one time I housesat for a woman who kept a list of all her email and password combos on the kitchen table, as well as a checklist of all the places she’d hidden her guns
she also furnished the guest room with a large wicker trunk full of personal files including 1.) financial information and bank records 2.) a collection of racist memes from the early 2000’s and 3.) a folder labeled ‘PAIN AND AGONY’ which contained angry correspondence between her and World of Warcraft representatives, accusing the game of causing her then-13 year old son to develop an online gaming addiction
“did you snoop” what do you think
loopingpyre asked:
What [car] would you build a time machine out of?
toyota-supra answered:
an old VW Beetle because it wouldn’t look out of place literally anywhere
Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that.
King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.
Our Silly Blameless Coping Mechanism / Their Grotesque Maladaptation
This is called the "analog loophole" and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it. They can encrypt and copy-protect all they want, but eventually the file has to be sent to a speaker and/or screen, and it has to get there in a human-readable form because that's the whole dang point
The simplest way to exploit the analog loophole is just pointing a camera at a screen or a microphone at a speaker, but direct recording is also always possible and always will be. Anything that can be displayed can be saved and displayed again
Finally posting the Water damage siblings judging people too 🚰
+Bonus
My friend's reaction to the wip
just some of the pharaoh's curses I've collected during my travels through the ancient deserts
